UPC vs. HaHa Jr

You know we ought to combine a contest by sponsorship.
Let's post up the smallest to the biggest and vice versus within HAHA and have some kind of contest.
Kinda like a horse race........... A Stud aligned with a Nag....lol

what kind of contest though? i mean i understand paring high with low but to do what?

I meant in HAHA aligned with a member in HA Jr.

My initial post made it look contained in HAHA only but my goal is to align players within HAHA with members in HA Jr and set up a thread contest here in the forum for all of your viewing pleasure.

I'm thinking
1) Growth contest
2) Recruitment
3) Pillage

Have assigned points for the Recruitment and pillage but the growth points count as is and the team with the most points wins the 1st 2nd or 3rd place.

4, I mean 3 more posts Redneck and I will have more than you....muahahahaha!

nowhale wrote:

Something like that. Can we start terms at the faerie being booted?

he has really gotten on my nerves....i think this has to be a the first term of the demands....i am sick and tired of him.

UPC is literally begging to stop the war...

My absurd demands:
Here is what I propose to end it.
1) UPC apologizes emphatically on the boards for the DoW on a training alliance.
2) UPC pledges to work things out with training alliances, if that fails, get the main alliance involved to help out diplomatically.
3) UPC pledges to give 1 million gold to King Solomon for reimbursing the training members who had to defend themselves.
4) UPC sends 10,000 spearmen and 200 cooks against the town of our choosing.
5) UPC and HaHa Jr sign a 30 day peace treaty.
6) Any you want to propose?


HER response:
#1 and #2 will do.
#3 can do <-- with time to stockpile. And how does one transfer gold without doing a purchase? Sorry if that's a dumb question.

#4 can do <-- with time to train and coordinate, the size went up 10x so it will take some doing, any flexibility with size 5k vs 10k? NOTE: I am starting to train some now, so tell your people to not freak out that our MS is going up since we have to recruit them before we can suicide them.
#5 awesome. I'd love for it to be 60 or 90 days personally.
#6 I am asking my people to get back to me NOW if they have any suggestions

I think we throw in there that Faerie has to make the post or be removed from the alliance for 10 days.

I am starting to feel bad for them.

I like faerie making a post too. And can we maybe have a look at what they are going to post, so they don't do anything stupid.

Tell me when to call the cease fire. Based on the complete acceptance of everything we give them, we could tell them what to write basically.

Awwww!!! I actually feel sorry for Elle Jade.
The poor girl is accepting everything.

brbdc why do you take her in and train her in ur gun boat diplomacy?

LOL

BUT PLEASE PLEASE Make them do something to TGF

TGF?
I got Fairie

List me people who are mega issues. But realize, we borderline look like complete bullies here.

TGF is The Green Faerie, the one that we all want something done to lol

Thanks for the clarification Red.

I think we were satisfied with the rookie diplomat's ways. But this guy, Fairie is the real pain for all of us.

Are there any offensives from the UPC apart from the fairie guy?

If not, then, given their diplomat's attitude, should continue any further offensive against them? I ask this with respect to Predator's attack on Joan of Arc's fleet.

I mean if none of the UPC members want to fight and are apologizing, do we need to continue the offensives?

Maybe we should only concentrate only on that fairie guy, since he is the only one who is fighting on the boards.

That way, we are avenging their insults and not be too much of a bully either.

Somehow, I feel a little sorry for them!!!!

I am going to end this unofficial war Xmas Eve.
Terms are amazingly in our favor and we have to accept them.


Diplomatic Update. 12/22
UPC is about to accept EXTREMELY favorable terms from us.
I am going to call a cease fire by Christmas Day (maybe tomorrow).

If you are thinking of getting involved or are involved. Get your JOLLYs out today or soon. I am thinking 1-2 days MAX left in this unofficial war.

You will all like what I have come up with.

Looks good to me....especially now that i am feeling sorry for the enemy!!!!

butcis bell and Edwin are our biggest thorns. They are the smallest UPC players, with 75K and 50K point scores... but that is relitive when talking about some of our guys.

I'd like to request that they are booted from UPC for 30 days if they ever attack a HA Jr again (so that we CAN do some equalitive retribution without them hiding in their 1million point allies towns.)

KS. Booting people from an alliance is unreasonable. Its always a term but never followed or honored or accepted.

Part of the terms is a peace treaty between UPC and hahajr for a time period.

I will post them all soon when they are agreed on.

fair enuff. If butkiss or Edwin start their crap again, I'll just let you guys know about it and let HAHA handle the situation.

That was some good fun for a few days.

Muted war I would say. But enjoyable enough. I had my fill....

Till the next time...Call the warmongers!!!